The Simpsons MurderhornThere is a moment in the Simpsons (Season 9, Episode 23) where Homer decides to get into shape and only consumes Powersauce bars. They are basically made up of Apple-Sauce and Old Magazines. Through the process he is hired by Powersauce to climb the ‘Murderhorn’.

The first mountain he spies is on the far left of this photo, a little purple thing, to which he responds “Doh”. He is then encouraged to look a little more to the right, where he spies the second mountain, larger and more ominous. Again he responds “Doh”.

Finally the Powersauce marketers ask him to move his head just a little further right, and he beholds the Murderhorn. It is a towering fear inspiring mountain that he has elected to climb. With limited training he ends up climbing to the top conquering the mountain and earning the respect of Bart.

So What?

Sometimes I feel a little like I’m climbing the Murderhorn when I am church planting. I look up and see a sizable mountain, but I am reminded to look further right. It only gets bigger and more ominous.  I constantly remind myself to break the whole process down into steps. God is just asking me to take the next one….then the next one….then the next one.

Rather than focus on the ominous summit of challenge, I have been reminded to focus on my walk with Christ. Psalm 23 speaks to the comfort of the “Rod and Staff” both items used in close proximity to the sheep. Psalm 84 reminds us to make our dwelling place in the Lords “Delightful Tabernacle”. The Murderhorn is big enough to have me chicken out before I begin to climb it. Having a sherpa guide makes the process much more doable. When that sherpa is God, it starts to feel much more possible.

I am thankful for the Psalms that remind me proximity to God helps my walk. Finally it is Psalm 119:105 that speaks for God being the “Lamp unto my feet”. My next step is lit, although the final destination might be obscured by the clouds.

Sometimes Church Planting starts to feel like the Murderhorn climb.

It wasn’t a thrilling start to the week. Max, Ruby and I all came down with chest infections and were laid out most of the week. That was not ideal because we had both the A29 assessment, Ordination review and a pitch for Vision Arizona. Needless to say this week was fairly hectic with some big meetings before we head back to Australia.

Wednesday, the ordination review went well. I am walking through the process with converge, they are affiliated with the International Baptists and it helps out a lot with international relations as we head into church planting. Big picture this is helpful for any would-be Australians who are looking for a connection in the states, this piece of paper helps with immigration and visas. It also helps the process heading back, I have a recognizable document from a Baptist group that will give me a little clout if we look outside of NSW for a plant.

Wednesday afternoon, I had the chance to make a pitch to VA. I would be the freak church of the membership and there are some fairly big requirements to make the team. I feel like the pitch went pretty well and I should hear something about this relationship before I head home. My hope is to have a strong relationship with the VA guys heading into the plant in Australia. They have been a real blessing for the training and preparation thus far and I’m excited to see what happens.

Thursday we had our A29 assessment. This was fairly grueling, at the end we were at around 4hours for the whole process. It was really helpful to locate some weaknesses and lock down some areas that I’ll need to address before we start planting. The whole experience was challenging but very helpful to have the insight of 8 people who have walked that path already. Carly and I were both really thankful to do it and look forward to getting our hands on the report so we can continue refining the plan before heading back to Australia.

Friday was my 33rd Birthday, I spent most of the day relaxing at home. I also had the distinct joy of cleaning Ruby’s poo off our freshly cleaned couch and carpet. Perhaps not the greatest birthday but it will be the last one in the USA for quite some time. Thankful to get to spend a restful day with our family as we move into the home stretch with the move.

You might not be familiar with this term, it is a social attitude within Australia. Tall Poppy Syndrome is envious, defamatory, or overly critical of someone else because of their assuming a higher economic, social or political position. It leads to two things, false humility and pompous preening.

For example one might expect an Australian in a high position to refer to himself as a ‘nobody’ to avoid seeming arrogant. Alternatively when referring to someone who is powerful an Australian might say ‘I’m just as good as him!’. The goal is a social leveling, the result is stifled leadership, creativity and innovation.

Tall Poppy Syndrome wasn’t invented by Australians, although we seem to have perfected the art. The term originates in Aristotle’s Politics (Book 5, Chapter 10) and Livy’s History of Rome, Book I. Aristotle writes: “Periander advised Thrasybulus by cutting off the tops of the tallest ears of corn, meaning that he must always put out of the way the citizens who overtop the rest.” In Livy’s account, the Roman tyrant, Lucius Tarquinius Superbus, received a messenger from his son Sextus asking what he should do next in Gabii, since he had become all-powerful there. Rather than answering the messenger, Tarquinius went into his garden, took a stick, and symbolically swept it across his garden, thus cutting off the heads of the tallest poppies that were growing there. The messenger, tired of waiting for an answer, returned to Gabii and told Sextus what happened, who realised that his father wished him to put to death all the most eminent people of Gabii, which he then did.

Again it is not uniquely Australian, the Japanese proverb, “The nail that sticks out gets hammered down” is well known. Scandinavia refer to a similar idea as “Jante law”. It seems that the mediocre masses call for conformity to avoid disturbing the equilibrium. In prison culture Tall Poppy Culture is a dominant force, racial division and gang mentality means a constant battle for equality and power. Ultimately the prisoners are against the institution that constrains them.

Bare in mind Australia is founded on Penal culture, having recently finished Wild Colonial Boys it was a consistent theme of Australians set up in rebellion against the forces that govern the nation. In an effort for equality we gave rise to Tall Poppy Syndrome.

Just as a point of reference, it should not be a quality of a Jesus following Christian. Jesus speaks of having respect for Authority, Pastors, Eldership and those put over you in Authority. Paul speaks in terms of vessels for noble and ignoble purposes and is quick to praise and encourage many of the churches he writes to. The Old Testament we see respect for the priestly Levite tribe along with the Kings. Throughout the entirety of scripture there is an equality of people before Christ. There is also an acknowledgement that God uses ordinary people in extraordinary ways, which is done to Gods glory.

Our lack of willingness to show gratitude, joy and celebration for the success of others done to the glory of God is sinful. We steal blessing, bring division, cause hostility and dismiss glory.

 

 It is true that some preach Christ out of envy and rivalry, but others out of goodwill. The latter do so out of love, knowing that I am put here for the defense of the gospel.  The former preach Christ out of selfish ambition, not sincerely, supposing that they can stir up trouble for me while I am in chains. But what does it matter? The important thing is that in every way, whether from false motives or true, Christ is preached. And because of this I rejoice.

(Philippians 1:15-18)

Aware that people have different motivations, the ultimate goal is Christ preached and glory to God. Paul’s response seems to be a celebration of Christ, not an assessment of motivation and drive. Our response as a Christian is to hold Christ on high, not tyrannical social leveling under the guise of an unchristian social construct.

Tall Poppy Syndrome might be an Australian cultural phenomena but it is not an acceptable Christian  phenomena. If your first statement following a Christian celebration is to question motives and reduce the glory you are marked by something that is not a Christian quality.